White Trash Etiquette: The Definitive Guide to Upscale Trailer Park Manners
Автор:Verne Dr Esq Edstrom Год: 2006 Издание: [не указанo] Страниц: 208 ISBN: 0767922077 White Trash Etiquette contains everything you need to know to live like decent trash, including: A • The proper way to fake a back injury • How to prevent your in-laws from stealing the silverware at wedding receptions • The Ten Hottest White Trash Career Opportunities • How to improve your drunk-driving skills • Sound advice on everything from lying to your boss to making your next convenience-store robbery fun for the whole family A There’s also troubleshooting for troublemakers: A • I'm getting married; can I still wear white if I'm a tramp? • Can chicks ever really respect an accountant? • How do I pick a good bail bondsman? • How can I get my 14-year-old cousin unpregnant? A And much more.
