Страниц: 116 ISBN: 1460951719 Four stories by Western satirist, John Duncklee: A Buzzard's View Have you ever wondered how other creatures on Earth view the human race? Two Turkey Vultures, Burton and his beloved mate, Bernice, now share their views on everything "human." This intro to The Adventures of Burton & Bernice has the buzzards sharing child-rearing woes, memories of their first meeting, and a run-in with a drug cartel. Crashing the Superbowl In their endeavors to keep up with the human race, Burton and his beloved mate, Bernice, discover there will be a major event taking place they don't dare miss. Find out how exciting football can be when these two vocal, always hungry, Turkey Vultures crash the Superbowl. Summer in Manhattan Bernice finds a copy of the New York Times featuring news of the Waste Engineer Strike in Manhattan. She convinces not only Burton, but their entire flock to catch the Jet Stream to head east to feast on the streets full of garbage. What could possibly go wrong? ...
